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FLOW, AN E-NOVEL IN PROGRESS, BY TIM BAKER


Be among the first to heap scorn on this dubious undertaking
Category: General
Posted by: tim
"Nobody reads any more." So says Apple boss Steve Jobs, but what does he know. When was the last time he got something right? Oh, okay the i-pod. Yeah, the i-phone seems to have caught on. And, well, yes, actually I am typing on a sleak, user-friendly i-Mac. But really? Nobody reads? Then why are Apple developing the next generation e-book reader in the Tablet. As Jobs well knows, you just have to take the message to the medium. Hence, my world first, interactive, surfing e-novel in progress. You can read, comment, share, mock, vote off your least favourite character - though hopefully not the appalling lead character Camel, self-made surfwear magnate, because then I am kinda screwed for a story. Anyway, please take a look and let me know if I am tripping. This better work because once this gets out I will never be allowed to work in the surf industry again. I am interested in how often and how much I should post to satisfy the reading appetite of the average human - 500 words a day? 1000 a week? More? Less? In the unlikely event that you love it and absolutely must have more urgently drop me a line and I'm sure we can work out some sort of express service. This may well be career suicide - think of me as the man on the ledge, and you the blood thirsty crowd baying me to jump. Or something. If you're not already deterred, go check it out here.

And here's a little sampler:

β€œIt is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of god.” Matthew 19:24

As head of the massively successful, global surfwear company, Flow, Camel is leading a middle-aged male fantasy of gargantuan proportions - wealth, power, world travel, decadent indulgence. A self-made man, he has ridden the wave of surf fashion from humble beginnings in the β€˜60s to a position of world domination and untold riches. But when Camel returns home from a spectacular six week global bender, he makes a horrifying discovery that triggers a spiralling descent into crisis.